PERU!

Cowabunga!
COWABUNGA!

Six months. Fourteen Stops. At least two hundred rotisserie chickens. And I won’t confess to the number of bottles of Pisco.

First Night in Peru
It starts tropical, where Ecuador leaves off
Islands
Small fishing village in the north
And then it gets dry
Solitude
Real dry
Road to nowhere
Nazca Lines
And then the “lines” start
WTF?
I wonder if the guys who drew these crazy things were considered vandals back in the day

Dunes
Next… the dunes
Massive
Massive dunes. That’s Wyatt and Carson in the lower left corner
Oh those last few meters
Dad! Carry this F%#&** Thing!
Carson Ripping it
Dunes were made for shredding!
Everyone standing around wondering how I do it
My morning workout always draws a crowd
Even a water tower looks good in this sunset
Independence day
Independence Day in Cusco
No introduction needed
I’m sure you’ve seen this place
Check
Now they have too
Do it Ronnie... do it
And so starts a mothers trials
Look... She’s White.
Look… She’s white. Do you think she’s Ok?
Chutes and ladders
Kaila makes sure we hit EVERY park
Plaza de Armas
Historic streets
Ancient streets
Sacred Valley
And places
Inca Valley
Daily life in Puno
No… that’s not Malia
Soccer, soccer everywhere
And soccer
More soccer
Lots of soccer
These guys pick me out a mile away
This happens to me… A LOT
I’ve wanted to do this more than once
I’ve wanted to do this more than once. It’s legal here, but only for Aunts
I don’t know who Andy is but...
I don’t know who this Andy guy was but they named some damn impressive mountains after him
Usually I’m the one who ends up wearing the lampshade
Usually I’m the one who ends up wearing the lamp shade
A chickens life sucks everywhere
A chickens life sucks pretty much… everywhere
Baby Bjorn Peru Style
Baby Bjorn Peru style
Watch out for this one
Not sure what’s going on here but I backed up anyway
These guys were a handful
Not sure about this one either
Guess he didn’t need that last one.
But I am sure this guy didn’t need that last drink
Waiting
Ummm mom, there’s a weird white dude out here
This explains so much
This explains so much
Just when you think you’ve seen it all
Ever have that feeling you’ve seen it all? You haven’t
Ummm Yeah
More proof of it
Clunkmonkey in Cusco
Cusco is a cool city
Malaria meets miss South America
Malia meets Miss South America. This lady is 50 and has 5 kids. She was our trainer for a few weeks. Yes… there was a lot of laughing.
Zamfir Junior
Good to know that Zamfir’s kid has picked up the family business